This site is dedicated purely to my hatred and contempt for other people, and as you'll shortly notice, it is always right, and it is always hilarious. Just like paedophilia. There's a good chance you fit into one of the groups of people I hate, but don't worry, I'm unprejudiced in my prejudice: I don't hate you more than I hate anyone else. Unless you're Al Gore, Michael Moore or Morgan Spurlock, in which case I do.
Godzilla with a Shit Camera
Posted: February 4th, 2008
If a film is hyped up loads before I go to see it, it’s invariably a rubbish pile of bad cinema experience. As it happens, I’ve been busy as an ...
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Sorry
Posted: January 6th, 2008
I know I'm not updating, and for this I apologise. There are a few reasons for this, these are, in no particular order:
Laziness
Business (although I actually meant to write Busyness, ...
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Phasebook
Posted: November 16th, 2007
I wrote a whole article here a couple of days ago, but on reading it I decided it wasn't very funny, and that it just laboured an obvious point. The ...
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Never Help a Postman
Posted: October 8th, 2007
Royal Mail employs this country's stupidest people. A large percentage of these people are murderers and rapists. The entire country knows this, but we let it slide on the understanding ...
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Madeline McCann - Body Found!
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Before I get onto that though, let me tell you about a small church just outside the centre of Oxford. A few years ago, I used to live fairly close ...
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Harsh Reality TV
Posted: September 10th, 2007
So a couple of days ago, I had a brilliant idea. Disabled people, they’re fucking hilarious aren’t they, what with how disabled they are and everything. Imagine all the ...
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