This site is dedicated purely to my hatred and contempt for other people, and as you'll shortly notice, it is always right, and it is always hilarious. Just like paedophilia. There's a good chance you fit into one of the groups of people I hate, but don't worry, I'm unprejudiced in my prejudice: I don't hate you more than I hate anyone else. Unless you're Al Gore, Michael Moore or Morgan Spurlock, in which case I do.
The Magic of Rape
Posted: December 7th, 2006
Am I the only one that thinks Rape gets a bad press most of the time? It’s one of our most versatile and varied crimes, and I feel it lends ...
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This Just In - I Don’t Care
Posted: December 6th, 2006
Apparently there was another slow news day this week, because they dragged out the classic "UK's spiraling debt problem" headline.
"Problem" that's the word they use. They then go on about ...
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Make Way for the Poor
Posted: December 1st, 2006
I don't live miles away from where I work, but I live far enough away to get stuck in traffic on the way home.
When I'm sat in traffic, I'm constantly ...
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Has anyone else noticed…
Posted: November 24th, 2006
...how Kylie Minogue has really let herself go since she got cancer? I mean seriously, I remember when she was really hot, she looks horrible now. What the hell ...
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They don’t care if they’re extinct
Posted: October 25th, 2006
Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a Mummy Panda, a Daddy Panda, and a Baby Panda were sat at the side of a mountain. They were ...
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Yeah you’re a planet – Course you are
Posted: October 14th, 2006
A couple of months ago, about 2500 scientists met up and all agreed that Pluto isn’t a planet. It’s a dwarf planet apparently.
2500 people decided that. 2500.
Let me put that ...
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