This site is dedicated purely to my hatred and contempt for other people, and as you'll shortly notice, it is always right, and it is always hilarious. Just like paedophilia. There's a good chance you fit into one of the groups of people I hate, but don't worry, I'm unprejudiced in my prejudice: I don't hate you more than I hate anyone else. Unless you're Al Gore, Michael Moore or Morgan Spurlock, in which case I do.

WhyPod?

Posted: May 17th, 2007
When the iPod craze really kicked off, I resisted. I’d known about MP3 players for ages and to me this was just another one. I didn’t really ...
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Why even Pretend

Posted: April 26th, 2007
I recently wrote an article about Road Pricing, which was prompted by the petition raised on the Governments website for those opposed to this scheme. Well that petition is closed ...
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No, it’s not alright

Posted: April 20th, 2007
Regular visitors to this site will have noticed that I’ve not been updating it much lately. The problem was, I thought, that I had been too busy. Work was taking ...
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I think they think it’s bad

Posted: April 20th, 2007
On the 16th April, I was sat in my hotel room watching CNN as news of the Virginia Tech shooting started to come through. It was fascinating to watch the ...
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Why I Love Road Pricing

Posted: February 16th, 2007
Recently I received an email encouraging me to sign a petition against the governments plans to implement Road Pricing, a scheme that involves forcing people to pay for a device ...
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Jade’s New Perfume

Posted: January 22nd, 2007
I haven’t watched celebrity Big Brother, mainly because it was obviously going to be shit, but unfortunately that hasn’t stopped it infiltrating my life. Thanks to that fat bag of ...
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Westwood is a Cunt

Have you ever wanted to be Tim Westwood, I know I have. Well now, thanks to me, you can be. Using a few simple buttons I can allow you to perfectly replicate his AWESOME show. Stand back y'all, cos this one's a crusha!!! Holla...
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