This site is dedicated purely to my hatred and contempt for other people, and as you'll shortly notice, it is always right, and it is always hilarious. Just like paedophilia. There's a good chance you fit into one of the groups of people I hate, but don't worry, I'm unprejudiced in my prejudice: I don't hate you more than I hate anyone else. Unless you're Al Gore, Michael Moore or Morgan Spurlock, in which case I do.

Why I Love Road Pricing

Posted: February 16th, 2007
Recently I received an email encouraging me to sign a petition against the governments plans to implement Road Pricing, a scheme that involves forcing people to pay for a device ...
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Jade’s New Perfume

Posted: January 22nd, 2007
I haven’t watched celebrity Big Brother, mainly because it was obviously going to be shit, but unfortunately that hasn’t stopped it infiltrating my life. Thanks to that fat bag of ...
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50 Cent - Shoot him Again

Posted: December 15th, 2006
Gangsta rappers are all dicks, this we know. Ever since Big Doggy Big Big strapped a clock to his face in the 90's, middle class white boys have been lapping ...
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A Service that Should Exist

Posted: December 15th, 2006
I’ve had some good ideas in my time, the Howtofun Cutlery Glove, the Street Light Windfarm, the 3 Step Crime Plan, all of these were works of ...
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The Best Time to Kill a Hooker

Posted: December 15th, 2006
Unless you live in a cave, you will be aware that some complete bag of crazy is going around Ipswich choking the shit out of hookers. How original. Police psychologists put ...
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Polite Enquiry

Posted: December 12th, 2006
Jimmy has recently started swimming again, and has been using our local swimming pool, after an alarming recent incident, he sent them the following letter... Dear Sir/Madam As I was swimming ...
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Westwood is a Cunt

Have you ever wanted to be Tim Westwood, I know I have. Well now, thanks to me, you can be. Using a few simple buttons I can allow you to perfectly replicate his AWESOME show. Stand back y'all, cos this one's a crusha!!! Holla...
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