This site is dedicated purely to my hatred and contempt for other people, and as you'll shortly notice, it is always right, and it is always hilarious. Just like paedophilia. There's a good chance you fit into one of the groups of people I hate, but don't worry, I'm unprejudiced in my prejudice: I don't hate you more than I hate anyone else. Unless you're Al Gore, Michael Moore or Morgan Spurlock, in which case I do.
He Shot People with Jazz Fingers
Posted: June 21st, 2007
Spiderman 3 was immediately boring. The opening credits lasted a lunar cycle and I shit you not I was close to walking out before they’d even ended. When they finally ...
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Get Away From Me
Posted: May 18th, 2007
Shortly before I went on holiday, Comic Relief was on TV. I hate comic relief. It never involves anyone funny, and I find the very concept of mixing comedy with ...
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Is this really a problem?
Posted: May 18th, 2007
Every few months you will no doubt hear in the media about a new plan the government and/or justice department have come up with to reduce the overcrowding in our ...
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WhyPod?
Posted: May 17th, 2007
When the iPod craze really kicked off, I resisted. I’d known about MP3 players for ages and to me this was just another one. I didn’t really ...
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Why even Pretend
Posted: April 26th, 2007
I recently wrote an article about Road Pricing, which was prompted by the petition raised on the Governments website for those opposed to this scheme.
Well that petition is closed ...
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No, it’s not alright
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Regular visitors to this site will have noticed that I’ve not been updating it much lately. The problem was, I thought, that I had been too busy. Work was taking ...
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