This site is dedicated purely to my hatred and contempt for other people, and as you'll shortly notice, it is always right, and it is always hilarious. Just like paedophilia. There's a good chance you fit into one of the groups of people I hate, but don't worry, I'm unprejudiced in my prejudice: I don't hate you more than I hate anyone else. Unless you're Al Gore, Michael Moore or Morgan Spurlock, in which case I do.

The Internet Fucked Me

Posted: August 18th, 2007
When howtofun changed to its new and sexy layout, some other things changed as well. I didn't make the changes, Luc does all work on the site that requires any ...
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Wilful Neglect

Posted: August 14th, 2007
Recently Childline have started running an advert which presents some facts that I believe they should have raised internally before coming running to the public agressively and needlessly begging. The advert ...
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I don’t get the internet

Posted: July 24th, 2007
The internet has grown into this huge thing that is now basically a part of every aspect of our lives. Nothing is beyond its reach, and it shows no signs ...
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He Shot People with Jazz Fingers

Posted: June 21st, 2007
Spiderman 3 was immediately boring. The opening credits lasted a lunar cycle and I shit you not I was close to walking out before they’d even ended. When they finally ...
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Get Away From Me

Posted: May 18th, 2007
Shortly before I went on holiday, Comic Relief was on TV. I hate comic relief. It never involves anyone funny, and I find the very concept of mixing comedy with ...
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Is this really a problem?

Posted: May 18th, 2007
Every few months you will no doubt hear in the media about a new plan the government and/or justice department have come up with to reduce the overcrowding in our ...
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Westwood is a Cunt

Have you ever wanted to be Tim Westwood, I know I have. Well now, thanks to me, you can be. Using a few simple buttons I can allow you to perfectly replicate his AWESOME show. Stand back y'all, cos this one's a crusha!!! Holla...
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