This site is dedicated purely to my hatred and contempt for other people, and as you'll shortly notice, it is always right, and it is always hilarious. Just like paedophilia. There's a good chance you fit into one of the groups of people I hate, but don't worry, I'm unprejudiced in my prejudice: I don't hate you more than I hate anyone else. Unless you're Al Gore, Michael Moore or Morgan Spurlock, in which case I do.
Never Help a Postman
Posted: October 8th, 2007
Royal Mail employs this country's stupidest people. A large percentage of these people are murderers and rapists. The entire country knows this, but we let it slide on the understanding ...
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Madeline McCann - Body Found!
Posted: September 15th, 2007
Before I get onto that though, let me tell you about a small church just outside the centre of Oxford. A few years ago, I used to live fairly close ...
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Harsh Reality TV
Posted: September 10th, 2007
So a couple of days ago, I had a brilliant idea. Disabled people, they’re fucking hilarious aren’t they, what with how disabled they are and everything. Imagine all the ...
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The Miracle of Fusion
Posted: September 6th, 2007
Gillette have been upping the ante lately with a series of bold adverts claiming some pretty impressive stuff. First, there was the “The Miracle of Fusion” advert, that’s what they ...
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Arsebook
Posted: August 24th, 2007
So good I'm writing an article that just links to it. I'm genuinely jealous that I didn't think of this. Genius.
http://www.arsebook.org/
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I Shouldn’t Have to do This
Posted: August 24th, 2007
For some reason, I often get emails from people who are offended by something I've said on this site. Following my recent article on Childline, I received the following ...
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