This site is dedicated purely to my hatred and contempt for other people, and as you'll shortly notice, it is always right, and it is always hilarious. Just like paedophilia. There's a good chance you fit into one of the groups of people I hate, but don't worry, I'm unprejudiced in my prejudice: I don't hate you more than I hate anyone else. Unless you're Al Gore, Michael Moore or Morgan Spurlock, in which case I do.

The Miracle of Fusion

Posted: September 6th, 2007
Gillette have been upping the ante lately with a series of bold adverts claiming some pretty impressive stuff. First, there was the “The Miracle of Fusion” advert, that’s what they ...
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Arsebook

Posted: August 24th, 2007
So good I'm writing an article that just links to it. I'm genuinely jealous that I didn't think of this. Genius. http://www.arsebook.org/
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I Shouldn’t Have to do This

Posted: August 24th, 2007
For some reason, I often get emails from people who are offended by something I've said on this site. Following my recent article on Childline, I received the following ...
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The Internet Fucked Me

Posted: August 18th, 2007
When howtofun changed to its new and sexy layout, some other things changed as well. I didn't make the changes, Luc does all work on the site that requires any ...
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Wilful Neglect

Posted: August 14th, 2007
Recently Childline have started running an advert which presents some facts that I believe they should have raised internally before coming running to the public agressively and needlessly begging. The advert ...
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I don’t get the internet

Posted: July 24th, 2007
The internet has grown into this huge thing that is now basically a part of every aspect of our lives. Nothing is beyond its reach, and it shows no signs ...
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Westwood is a Cunt

Have you ever wanted to be Tim Westwood, I know I have. Well now, thanks to me, you can be. Using a few simple buttons I can allow you to perfectly replicate his AWESOME show. Stand back y'all, cos this one's a crusha!!! Holla...
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