Murder Quiz

This quiz is designed for you to get a good idea about how much of a murderer you are.

Most people fit into one of four catagories, you will be graded at the end.


			Question 1:
You are in a crowded street at Christmas time, you feel:
				Full of Christmas cheer and are enjoying the festive spirit

							Slightly stressed by the crowds, but are still keen to get your shopping done

							Like stabbing the next person that gets in your way in the throat

			
Question 2:
Fuel prices:
				Are reasonable

							Are slightly expensive, but it's just the way it is

							Are fucking ridiculous and make you want to stab someone in the throat

			
Question 3:
When watching the Phantom Menace:
				You appreciated that you'd grown older since the original films, and understood that it could never have captured your imagination in the same way

							You were disappointed by how heavily the film relied on special effects

							You wanted to stab George Lucas in the throat

			
Question 4:
Someone cuts in front of you in traffic, do you:
				Accept that some people are inconsiderate and not give it another thought

							Shout an obscenity

							Beep your horn, make an obscene hand gesture, shout an obscenity, and briefly consider deliberately crashing into him

			
Question 5:
You are on a plane that is largely populated by people embarking on an 18 -30's holiday, do you:
				Accept that they are excited about their trip and don't let the noise bother you

							Curse your luck and get progressively more frustrated without ever saying anything

							Make a pact with god that you'd happily sacrifice your life just to kill these people, and pray for the plane to explode

			
Question 6:
Those kids with their tracksuit bottoms tucked into their socks:
				Should be allowed to do what they like without other people judging them

							Are misguided, but it's their choice

							Make you physically sick and should be stabbed in the throat

			
Question 7:
Someone in front of you is walking very slowly when you have nowhere important to be, you:
				Just go at their pace, you're not in a hurry anyway

							Overtake them, despite not being in a rush

							Want to knee them in the spine

			
Question 8:
A mans phone goes off on the train, he has the 24 ring tone, you:
				Barely notice

							Are slightly annoyed by the ridiculous sound

							Desperately fight the urge to stab him in the throat

			
Question 9:
You are at a restaurant and your waitress is taking a long time to serve you, you:
				Wait patiently for her to get to your table, enjoying the company of whoever you are with

							Get agitated by the wait and try to make eye contact with her

							Immediately start waving your arm to get her attention whilst complaining loudly to the people you are with about how bad the service is and declaring you will not be leaving a tip

			
Question 10:
You see a homeless man in the street, you feel
				Sympathetic

							Indifferent

							Aroused

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