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	<title>How To Fun</title>
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		<title>Godzilla with a Shit Camera</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2008/02/godzilla-with-a-shit-camera/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 23:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If a film is hyped up loads before I go to see it, it’s invariably a rubbish pile of bad cinema experience. As it happens, I’ve been busy as an excessively promiscuous girl in a high security prison for the past few months and as result I didn’t really notice the hype. There was therefore [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sorry</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2008/01/sorry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#8217;m not updating, and for this I apologise. There are a few reasons for this, these are, in no particular order:
Laziness
Business (although I actually meant to write Busyness, as in &#8216;I&#8217;ve been very busy&#8217;, but I wrote it as &#8216;business&#8217; by mistake, I then wondered if that is how the word &#8216;business&#8217; came [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phasebook</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/11/phasebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote a whole article here a couple of days ago, but on reading it I decided it wasn&#8217;t very funny, and that it just laboured an obvious point. The point, put much more simply, is that facebook is not a social tool, it is the exact opposite. That doesn&#8217;t mean I don&#8217;t see the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Never Help a Postman</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/10/never-help-a-postman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Royal Mail employs this country&#8217;s stupidest people. A large percentage of these people are murderers and rapists. The entire country knows this, but we let it slide on the understanding that they are at least trying to contribute to society by performing a job that is important, if mindlessly easy. This is no longer the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Madeline McCann - Body Found!</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/09/madeline-mccann-body-found/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before I get onto that though, let me tell you about a small church just outside the centre of Oxford. A few years ago, I used to live fairly close to this church. Not next door to it, but close enough to hear all the God based noise that it generated.
Every Sunday, for reasons anyone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harsh Reality TV</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/09/harsh-reality-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So a couple of days ago, I had a brilliant idea. Disabled people, they’re fucking hilarious aren’t they, what with how disabled they are and everything.  Imagine all the stupid retarded things they’d do if you set them some difficult challenges. It could make you a lot of money if you made a TV [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Miracle of Fusion</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gillette have been upping the ante lately with a series of bold adverts claiming some pretty impressive stuff. First, there was the “The Miracle of Fusion” advert, that’s what they described it as, the “Miracle” of Fusion. This is a step on from the Mach 3 Power Turbo Extreme Nitro, which was NOT just a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arsebook</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/08/arsebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So good I&#8217;m writing an article that just links to it. I&#8217;m genuinely jealous that I didn&#8217;t think of this. Genius.
http://www.arsebook.org/
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		<title>I Shouldn&#8217;t Have to do This</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/08/i-shouldnt-have-to-do-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some reason, I often get emails from people who are offended by something I&#8217;ve said on this site. Following my recent article on Childline, I received the following example of one such email:
Original Message:
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From: **************
Date: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 13:17:11
To: botherme@howtofun.com
Subject: You Dick
I just read your article on childline and I thnk you are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Internet Fucked Me</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/08/the-internet-fucked-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When howtofun changed to its new and sexy layout, some other things changed as well. I didn&#8217;t make the changes, Luc does all work on the site that requires any actual knowledge, so i don&#8217;t know specifically what happened, but for some reason, it&#8217;s now not possible to view any article that has a special [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wilful Neglect</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 18:29:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently Childline have started running an advert which presents some facts that I believe they should have raised internally before coming running to the public agressively and needlessly begging.
The advert explains how it takes an enormous amount of courage for a child to call Childline, but at the moment, they are only able to answer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t get the internet</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/07/idontgettheinternet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 13:45:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The internet has grown into this huge thing that is now basically a part of every aspect of our lives. Nothing is beyond its reach, and it shows no signs of slowing.
Here’s the thing though. I don’t fucking get it. I don’t get it even a little bit. There’s this bizarre community of people who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He Shot People with Jazz Fingers</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/06/he-shot-people-with-jazz-fingers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 17:28:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spiderman 3 was immediately boring. The opening credits lasted a lunar cycle and I shit you not I was close to walking out before they’d even ended. When they finally did, I wished they hadn’t, because the film that followed them was like being kicked in the spine. It turns out they weren’t opening credits [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get Away From Me</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/05/get-away-from-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 16:50:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shortly before I went on holiday, Comic Relief was on TV. I hate comic relief. It never involves anyone funny, and I find the very concept of mixing comedy with the suffering of millions of people disgusting.
What’s even worse, is that the adverts all make a point now of reassuring people that a lot of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is this really a problem?</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/05/is-this-really-a-problem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 16:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every few months you will no doubt hear in the media about a new plan the government and/or justice department have come up with to reduce the overcrowding in our prisons.
Some of these initiatives (that’s what they call them) have been genuinely awe-inspiring. One of my favourites was from the Lord Chief Justice, who said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WhyPod?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 19:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
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When the iPod craze really kicked off, I resisted. I’d known about MP3 players for ages and to me this was just another one. I didn’t really have a need for an MP3 player, portable music players were for people who used the bus, my car had a CD player, I didn’t need one.
But a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why even Pretend</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/04/why-even-pretend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently wrote an article about Road Pricing, which was prompted by the petition raised on the Governments website for those opposed to this scheme.
Well that petition is closed now, and something like 2.5 million people signed it. I say “something like” because I can’t be bothered to confirm that, because even though the number [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No, it’s not alright</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/04/no-its-not-alright/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 22:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regular visitors to this site will have noticed that I’ve not been updating it much lately. The problem was, I thought, that I had been too busy. Work was taking up more of my time than it used to, and despite the fact I’m unpleasant to everyone I know, I still seemed to end up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I think they think it’s bad</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/04/i-think-they-think-its-bad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the 16th April, I was sat in my hotel room watching CNN as news of the Virginia Tech shooting started to come through. It was fascinating to watch the CNN reaction to it. The more the severity of the event became clear, the more delighted they were. By the time the number of dead [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Love Road Pricing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:44:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I received an email encouraging me to sign a petition against the governments plans to implement Road Pricing, a scheme that involves forcing people to pay for a device to be installed in their cars, and then making us pay for each mile we drive, giving us speeding tickets every time we creep over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jade&#8217;s New Perfume</title>
		<link>http://www.howtofun.com/2007/01/jades-new-perfume/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 21:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven’t watched celebrity Big Brother, mainly because it was obviously going to be shit, but unfortunately that hasn’t stopped it infiltrating my life. Thanks to that fat bag of shit Jade, every time I walk past somewhere that sells a newspaper, or turn on my radio, I’m assaulted with information about this shit carnival [...]]]></description>
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		<title>50 Cent - Shoot him Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 14:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gangsta rappers are all dicks, this we know. Ever since Big Doggy Big Big strapped a clock to his face in the 90&#8217;s, middle class white boys have been lapping up their drivel by the millions, causing us all to weep for the future.
They’ve all been shit, none of them with anything to say other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Service that Should Exist</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 14:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve had some good ideas in my time, the Howtofun Cutlery Glove, the Street Light Windfarm, the 3 Step Crime Plan, all of these were works of genius. But this latest one, this latest one is better than all of them.
A basic rule of marketing is to get a message to people when they are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Best Time to Kill a Hooker</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:28:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unless you live in a cave, you will be aware that some complete bag of crazy is going around Ipswich choking the shit out of hookers. How original.
Police psychologists put together a profile of who they think the killer will be. After what was I’m sure literally seconds of work, they came out with this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Polite Enquiry</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jimmy has recently started swimming again, and has been using our local swimming pool, after an alarming recent incident, he sent them the following letter&#8230;
Dear Sir/Madam 
As I was swimming in your pool on the night of the 22nd October I noticed something distinctly curious about the flavour of the water; in short, it tasted [...]]]></description>
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