Archive for December, 2006
50 Cent - Shoot him Again
Posted: December 15th, 2006
Gangsta rappers are all dicks, this we know. Ever since Big Doggy Big Big strapped a clock to his face in the 90's, middle class white boys have been lapping ...
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A Service that Should Exist
Posted: December 15th, 2006
I’ve had some good ideas in my time, the Howtofun Cutlery Glove, the Street Light Windfarm, the 3 Step Crime Plan, all of these were works of ...
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The Best Time to Kill a Hooker
Posted: December 15th, 2006
Unless you live in a cave, you will be aware that some complete bag of crazy is going around Ipswich choking the shit out of hookers. How original.
Police psychologists put ...
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Polite Enquiry
Posted: December 12th, 2006
Jimmy has recently started swimming again, and has been using our local swimming pool, after an alarming recent incident, he sent them the following letter...
Dear Sir/Madam
As I was swimming ...
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The Magic of Rape
Posted: December 7th, 2006
Am I the only one that thinks Rape gets a bad press most of the time? It’s one of our most versatile and varied crimes, and I feel it lends ...
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This Just In - I Don’t Care
Posted: December 6th, 2006
Apparently there was another slow news day this week, because they dragged out the classic "UK's spiraling debt problem" headline.
"Problem" that's the word they use. They then go on about ...
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