Yeah you’re a planet – Course you are

October 14th, 2006

A couple of months ago, about 2500 scientists met up and all agreed that Pluto isn’t a planet. It’s a dwarf planet apparently.

2500 people decided that. 2500.

Let me put that in perspective for you.

IT’S FUCKING LOADS!

Thanks Science, I’m so glad your all powerful minds have combined to improve my life on a such a mind boggling scale. Or put another way, I’m so glad your genius has managed to prefix the word “dwarf” on to a familiar astral entity, which is essentially all you’ve achieved.

But wait, I’m forgetting something important, that’s not all they’ve done. As well as throwing hurtful size based insults at Pluto, they’ve also classified two less famous rocks as space midgets. These are “2003 UB213” and “Ceres”. 2003 UB213 is actually bigger than Pluto, and is now a member of our solar system.

No sale science.. You can call it a planet, or a dwarf planet, if you want, but it doesn’t change anything. Once an asteroid, always an asteroid, that’s what I say. You’re not a planet, you’re an asteroid, just like Oxford Brookes isn’t a University, it’s a polytechnic, and we all know it is.

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