My Pretty Face

As you can see, the banner of my delicious website has changed. If you can’t see that, that’s because you haven’t cleared your cache, and if you don’t know how to do that, well, that’s your problem. I’ve also removed the document preview, so it’s more like a kindersurprise now. Except not as chocolatey.

Thanks to my beauty, viewing this site is now like getting your face smashed into a fucking big pile of awesome. Also, you will notice that in the banner I am smoking. Smoking is scientifically proven to make anyone 64% cooler, so if you have kids, make sure you force them to pick up the habit before they go to school, otherwise they’ll be shit, and you don’t want that.