You’re not a Vampire - You’re a Loser

Time was the people that used to scare me were the psycho’s who could fight. Not anymore, now I’m scared of the losers who can’t run, because it’s always the rubbish kids that go nuts and start killing people.

A guy in Montreal called Kimveer Gill decided recently that he was going to go into College and start shooting people. And what a surprise, a bit of digging and it turns out he’s a member of a website called VampireFreaks.com, he wears a trench coat, he calls himself “The Angel of Death” (original much), and he likes to pose in pictures with him holding weapons.

It’s always the fucking Goth weirdo’s. You never hear about a cheerleader, or an R&B fan, or anyone with any social skills at all going into school and starting to shoot people. And this prick was 25. He was 25! What kind of sad pathetic waste of time still thinks he’s a vampire when he’s 25? If I actually was a Vampire I’d be so pissed that the loser fraternity had latched on to my image and made it shit. Vampires suck human blood and are immortal. As far as I’m aware Goth kids just wear black a lot, stink, and listen to shit music. You’re not a Vampire, you’re just a loser.

He’d posted pictures of himself on Vampirefreaks.com holding a gun and a knife and looking all bad and intimidating in his trench coat, and he’d posted entries saying things such as “work sucks, school sucks, life is a video game, you have to die sometime”

What a dire unoriginal loser. Let me break down that statement…

Work sucks (because nobody likes you)
School sucks (because you’re stupid)
Life is a video game (no it isn’t)
You have to die sometime (you’re a twat)

The thing that really highlights what a loser Kimveer was though, is that despite being armed to the tits, he opened fire in a crowded place and only managed to kill one person. That’s fucking shit, how can he call himself “the angel of death” he should have been “the angel of inconvenience”. New gothic rule, if you can’t catagorically prove that you have killed at least 100 thousand people, you can’t use that name. And if you’re so shit you can only kill one even when you have about a hundred unarmed targets, just give up, you’re clearly a hopeless mess. Seriously, if I ever decide to open fire on a crowd of innocent unarmed people, you can be damn sure I’ll kill more than one person. He was obviously running around and tripping over his feet like it was sports day all over again, and despite having a gun he was still the same clumsy moron nobody liked and who couldn’t do anything without making a fool of himself. Pathetic.

We should just kill these kids before they start shooting people. There should be a sniper outside every Dr Martin store ready to blow the little pricks heads off the moment they go and buy their vampire shoes to stop them growing up and killing normal people.

Gothic’s aren’t even real people, it’s not like anyone would miss them.