It Wont Be Long

I know I haven’t been updating, but I’ve got a good excuse. I’ve moved house, and I haven’t had a broadband connection. I am about to go to Japan for 2 weeks, during which time I will also not be updating.

Please please please do not interpret this slowing of updates as a prompt for you to suggest things for me to write about. I don’t care what you think, if you were as brilliant as me, I’D be reading YOUR website, so keep your suggestions to yourself. I’ve got a load of things that I am going to post pretty much as soon as I’m back, such as…

5 Years of Boredom - A 9/11 Story
Panda’s deserve to Die
The Perfect end to a One night Stand

So just wait a little bit you fools.