And then there was Cheese
July 31st, 2006
Have you ever felt that there just isn’t a religion out there for you? Have you ever felt empty or alone? Have you ever felt Cheese was probably the way forward?
If you answered Yes to all those questions, chances are you’ll be very excited to hear that right here at Howtofun, a new deity has been born. Get down on your knees, and worship our cheese, behold…
That’s right, finally, after all these years, a cheese based deity has been born. So how has this come to pass I hear you cry. Well the answer is complicated, nobody knows for sure. We do know that Cheesus was originally born as this £3.22 block of Red Leicester cheese.
The rest is unclear, many believe he was carved by God himself, others believe he always existed inside the cheese. There is one thing we do know however, and that is that spending your Sunday afternoon carving a deity out of Cheese is a pretty weird thing to do.
