Archive for July, 2006
And then there was Cheese
Posted: July 31st, 2006
Have you ever felt that there just isn’t a religion out there for you? Have you ever felt empty or alone? Have you ever felt Cheese was probably the way ...
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How to be a Moron
Posted: July 30th, 2006
So I get this email a few days ago...
From: #########
To: botherme@howtofun.com
Subject: c/o Jimmy
Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2006
Hi, I'm Laureen, I met Jimmy on a ...
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Again with the Cow
Posted: July 23rd, 2006
You're all fucking weird, it's enough to make me not want to leave the house, this is an extract of the latest list of words used to find howtofun
Articles used ...
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I know I’m Great - That doesn’t mean you are.
Posted: July 20th, 2006
Despite my staunch record of unblemished hostility to anyone I meet, I am still frequently bothered by people who want to be my friend. I’m sick of it.
Why do people ...
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How to Choose a Deodorant
Posted: July 16th, 2006
If there's one thing I know, it's that most of the general public are idiots, and this idiocy extends to almost every area of their lives. It's not just their ...
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How to solve the Energy Crisis
Posted: July 11th, 2006
I was driving along the motorway a few days ago eating a snack, and when I looked up from my mobile phone and stared off over by the side of ...
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