What’s wrong with you People

A while back I wrote an article about the words people are typing in to Google that result in them finding Howtofun. This was inspired by the term “Mexican Sex Blog”, which was a term typed into Google that resulted in someone ending up on Howtofun.

I thought that was weird, until I looked at the list today…

“Dad fucking daughter”
“Cow Land”

OK, I’m going to address the one that is obviously the most disturbing first…

Cow Land? What the fuck is Cow Land? Why are you looking for Cow Land you fucking freak? What is going on in this mans head “I fucking love cows me, you know what would be a great day out, a day that was entirely cow based. I’d like to find a place that was filled with cows, and cow paraphernalia, and immerse myself in all things cow. I could even adopt a cow perhaps, and help him traverse all the pitfalls of cowdom with my wisdom and knowledge. If only such a place existed. Maybe it does? Oh I pray it does, I’ll check Google. Please let it be so…”

I’m considering putting an article up entitled “If you got here by searching for Cow Land you should shoot yourself in the mouth”.

And then the other one…

“Dad fucking daughter”

Really? They say a picture paints a thousand words, well these words paint a thousand pictures, and they’re all fucking gross. PC’s should be rigged to explode if certain phrases are typed into them, and “dad fucking daughter” is one of them.