How Could it be Wrong

June 27th, 2006

Apparently, 1 in 4 Burglaries occur when people leave their windows or doors unlocked. This statistic is used to encourage you to make sure you lock up before you go out.

But I think you shouldn’t, because if you actually think about it, if 1 in 4 happen when your windows and doors are unlocked, that means 3 in 4 occur when they’re not, and that means that you’re statistically far less likely to get burgled if your windows and doors are unlocked.

So there you have it, leave everything unlocked, and your chances of getting burgled reduce considerably. It’s a fact.

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