You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing

I’m just about OK with T-Shirts with writing on now, they’re not great, but I can live with it. But I still think we need to do something about the ones the girls wear, the ones that basically say “I love the cock”, but not in so many words.

I get it, you’re sassy, so sassy your T-Shirt has a category B swear word. Heaven help me. It just seems like a licence to print money, stick a stupid sexual innuendo on a T-Shirt, and a bunch of 14 year old cock hungry whores will shell out faster than you can say teenage pregnancy.

Well I want in, and this is my attempt to crack the teenage whore market. I reckon I’m on to a winner.