Archive for May, 2006

The Day Gillette Pushed me too Far

Posted: May 15th, 2006
I remember when the Mach 3 Power first came out. Because I'm easily swayed by clever marketing, I tend to buy the new Gillette when it comes out. I go ...
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He’ll be Dead Soon

Posted: May 15th, 2006
When Jimmy went travelling, I openly took bets on when people thought he would die. My belief was that he'd die a couple of weeks after getting to South America. ...
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How I’ll be Remembered

Posted: May 11th, 2006
At work today a colleague described me in a way that I think everyone that's ever met me would agree with. I say this in all seriousness, when I die, ...
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Are you a Murderer?

Posted: May 10th, 2006
Have you ever wondered if you're likely to kill somebody one day? If you have, why not take our murder quiz. Take the Quiz
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You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing

Posted: May 4th, 2006
I'm just about OK with T-Shirts with writing on now, they're not great, but I can live with it. But I still think we need to do something about the ...
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Recipe for a Stabbing

Posted: May 3rd, 2006
If you’ve ever wondered how to create the perfect stabbing, you’re in luck. The following is my home tried and perfected recipe. It was discovered many years ago whilst still ...
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Westwood is a Cunt

Have you ever wanted to be Tim Westwood, I know I have. Well now, thanks to me, you can be. Using a few simple buttons I can allow you to perfectly replicate his AWESOME show. Stand back y'all, cos this one's a crusha!!! Holla...
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