Death By Darwin

Every time I go to the cinema now, I’m forced to watch endless adverts about children getting their shit ruined by crossing the road like a bunch of retarded hedgehogs.

Just fuck off, if they’re too stupid to know not to walk into traffic, I say let’em die. Traffic only takes the slow and the stupid, and if we let it, it can perform a valuable service to humanity.

Natural selection was how we evolved to be more intelligent, it is the reason the human race has achieved what it has. But we have now halted that process, and you can survive even if you’re completely fucking stupid. Natural selection is no longer able to trim off the crappy genes. If someone is utterly incapable of holding down a job, they get given welfare, and they don’t starve to death in the streets like nature intended. If someone is weak and feeble, the law stops bigger people from attacking them, and they don’t get beaten to death for their cave/woman/food/anal virginity. I’m not completely against that, but it does mean as a species we have stopped progressing, as it is no longer only the genetically superior that survive.

We should draw a line somewhere, and the road is a great place to draw it. Nobody should need to be told not to play in the road. Nobody tells a Gazelle “Don’t get in chomping distance of that lion mate, it’ll tear the shit out of you”. Gazelles don’t need telling because all the ones that were that stupid got their inferior genes removed from play thousands of years ago by natural selection.

The car is the urban worlds lion, and we should let it filter off all the people idiotic enough to get in it’s path. If you are on a road and you get hit by a car, it’s your fault. Every time. I don’t care if the car was going too fast, you know cars are going to be on the road, and they all share a quality which overrides any other contributing factor to an incident in which a pedestrian is hit.

How can you not see it? How the fuck can you not see it? Or hear it for that matter. I don’t care how fast it was going, if you look in the road before you walk in the road, then you will see it, and you wont walk in front of it like a dumb shit. The only way you can get hit by a car when you are on the road is if you are a fucking idiot, and if that’s the case, natural selection should be allowed to kill you. It’s for the good of humanity.