Archive for May, 2006
Debt Problems?
Posted: May 27th, 2006
Are you a home owner? Do you have debt problems? Are you so common it sounds like you have a speech impediment? If so, then scumbag finance might be able ...
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Oh Help me Rhonda
Posted: May 19th, 2006
"Lance Armstrong...is that the Astronaut?"
I wish I had a gun.
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Death By Darwin
Posted: May 18th, 2006
Every time I go to the cinema now, I’m forced to watch endless adverts about children getting their shit ruined by crossing the road like a bunch of retarded hedgehogs.
Just ...
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Thank God For Bono
Posted: May 16th, 2006
Isn’t Bono the greatest human being ever? He edited the Independent today, and stuffed it full of opinion. It’s called the Independent. He stuffed it full of opinion. I hated ...
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You like God, I like Cheese
Posted: May 16th, 2006
When walking through the town centre last weekend, above the drone that the horrible street people create, I could hear a different kind of idiot making a noise…
“The Bible says ...
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The Day Gillette Pushed me too Far
Posted: May 15th, 2006
I remember when the Mach 3 Power first came out. Because I'm easily swayed by clever marketing, I tend to buy the new Gillette when it comes out. I go ...
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