Well Done Clock Boy

Have you ever asked someone what the time is and had them answer without looking at their watch, only for them to then look at their watch and be really smug because they managed to guess it correctly.

“Ah look at that, 10:15 exactly, just like I said”

Good job Uri Gellar, what an amazing display of psychic powers. Anyone would think human beings had an ability to naturally appreciate the passing of time. It’s not like you invented perpetual motion you smug tit, how low are your fucking expectations that guessing the correct time constitutes an achievement.

It’s not like you even knew, you just happened to say the time that it is. You said “Err 10:30?” and it happened to be 10:30. It’s not like you said “It’s exactly 10:27, not a minute before or after, that’s definitely the time, no doubt about it”. All you did was guess, and happen to be right. A right guess is no more impressive than a wrong guess, the bottom line is you didn’t know and the only factor that separated your answer from a wrong one was luck.

It’s not clever you know, telling the time isn’t supposed to be a fun game, if that’s what you want ditch the watch and buy a DS or something.