Tonights TV

Lost

Jack and Locke disagree, no questions are answered and the plot takes an unexpected twist. Something about a Hatch. Sawyer continues to be a prick.

24

Jack stops planet melting using questionable tactics and a loud voice. Someone probably gets tortured.

Sex and the City

Carry buys shoes and still can’t find a man, the pretty one decides sex is too messy, and Mannequin finds a new sex position. The ugly one doesn’t do anything

Scrubs

John has an hilarious daydream whilst simultaneously amusing us and teaching us a valuable moral lesson

Friends

It’s like having your own friends, apparently

Only Fools and Horses

Cockney dickheads try a get rich-quick scheme, with hilarious consequences

House

Someone is ill, House has a treatment that will either kill them or save them, they break into patients home, the treatment saves them. House complains about his leg.

The Office

David Brent does something to make us all feel awkward. It’s funny cos it’s true

CSI

Bizarre crime is solved using conveniently placed forensic evidence and a rare species of plant that only grows in one specific area. Program contains hard house forensic medley.

West Wing

A huge political disaster occurs which is communicated through rapid unintelligible conversation and fast wit. Please use facial expressions and background music to keep up with whether what is happening is good or bad.

The OC

Ryan and Merrisa have an argument, Seth splits up with Summer and realises it’s a big mistake.

Dawsons Creek

Dawson and Joey sit down and discuss why they can’t be together. Pacy gets jealous.