Really?

April 27th, 2006

My hotel room is extremely hot, unbearably hot in fact, so I go to reception

“There seems to be a bit of a problem with the heating in my room”
“Are you in room 112?”
“Yes, how did you know”
“It’s next to the boiler room, people always complain about that”

Can’t…contain…rage…fighting…the… urge…to…

THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUT ME IN IT!

If people are always complaining, it’s because the room is too hot, it’s not a co-incidence you morons. The boiler room is hot, the closer you are to heat source, the hotter you are. So logically a room right next door to the boiler room is GOING TO BE FUCKING HOT!!

ARGH!

I keep getting a mental picture of the manager of this hotel putting his hand in a fire, getting burnt and looking confused, then doing it again right away again and again and again.

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