Archive for April, 2006

Really?

Posted: April 27th, 2006
My hotel room is extremely hot, unbearably hot in fact, so I go to reception “There seems to be a bit of a problem with the heating in my room” “Are you ...
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A Practical Alternative to the Bicycle

Posted: April 27th, 2006
As I was stuck in yet another line of traffic this morning, I couldn’t help thinking “Wow, if only this fucking moron riding a bike was familiar with the work ...
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Mexican Sex Blog

Posted: April 25th, 2006
Every now and then I look through the statistics for this site just to see if anyone's bothering to read about how great I am, and if so how they ...
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My First Hate Mail

Posted: April 25th, 2006
It took a bit longer than expected, but I got some hatemail today. Go me... -----Original Message----- From: ****** Sent: 25 April 2006 10:19 To: Botherme@howtofun.com Subject: Oxfam Having read your article on Oxfam I ...
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Finding Yourself

Posted: April 17th, 2006
The thing I've noticed about people that "find themselves" is that they amazingly all find they're identical. Whenever anyone says they've found themselves, what they actually mean is "I've decided ...
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Tonights TV

Posted: April 16th, 2006
Lost Jack and Locke disagree, no questions are answered and the plot takes an unexpected twist. Something about a Hatch. Sawyer continues to be a prick. 24 Jack stops planet melting ...
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Westwood is a Cunt

Have you ever wanted to be Tim Westwood, I know I have. Well now, thanks to me, you can be. Using a few simple buttons I can allow you to perfectly replicate his AWESOME show. Stand back y'all, cos this one's a crusha!!! Holla...
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