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April 27th, 2006

Women pay less for car insurance because they are safer drivers right?

Wrong

Women are involved in fewer accidents and make fewer insurance claims than men. This is true. On average, women are involved in about half as many accidents as men each year. This is also true.

But once again, this is a fact that is used without appreciating its context. You see the reason women have around half as many accidents as men, is that they drive around about half as much. Simple as that.

The average annual mileage for a female motorist is about half that of an average male. Do you see the correlation between accidents and mileage?

What this shows is what should have been obvious to everyone from the very beginning. Having a cock has neither a positive or negative affect on your driving ability. Your genitals have nothing to do with your ability to drive, both men and women are equally capable, or in many cases incapable, of driving a car.

Why would your sex have any bearing on your driving ability? People are either capable or they’re not, the reason men and women have on average about the same accident to mileage ratio is because we don’t drive our cars with our genitals.

If we did we’d all crash.

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