Mexican Sex Blog

Every now and then I look through the statistics for this site just to see if anyone’s bothering to read about how great I am, and if so how they are coming to find out in the first place. One of the details shown in the stats is a list of keywords used that most frequently result in someone finding the site.

The most common phrase typed into a search engine that results in a visit to Howtofun is “fun fuck”. I think we can all work that one out, it’s called howtofun, and I do like the word fuck, so OK. A bit concerned about the term “fun fuck” if I’m honest, but we’ll let it slide.

The next most popular keyword is simply “Fuck” on its own. Now come on, own up, who are the geniuses that thought typing “Fuck” into Google was a worthwhile endeavour? You might as well just open up internet explorer and type “internet” in the address bar. The word Fuck is the building block of the internet, the internet was created because of Pornography, the majority of the work to develop it was funded by the Porn industry, and it was accepted into a huge number of our homes because we all love Porn.

Fuck is why the internet exists. In this lovely age of broadband, it’s easy to forget how rubbish the internet was at first. But I was there, I suffered. I remember.

When the internet was born, the only reason it was adopted by so many users was porn. If the internet was just going to be used for bus timetables and sports news, nobody would have ever bothered buying a home PC, and therefore no industry would ever have seen the benefit of creating a website, and it simply wouldn’t ever have become widespread. Only a porn consumer would be prepared to spend £1000 on a PC, plus pay per minute he was on line, only to have to tolerate that horrifically poor performance, crouched over his PC desperately downloading low-res images through a shitty 56k modem.

Thankfully for all of us, we’re all a bunch of filthy bastards, and a large enough number of people were so desperate to get their grubby hands on some porn without having to suffer the humiliation of the top shelf grab and bag that the internet became a viable communication media, and it was eventually able to be used for other, less enjoyable but ultimately more beneficial purposes.

So don’t type Fuck into Google you morons. Get more specific if you want Porn.

So I continue to read the list, which is all fairly standard, until I come to the phrase “Mexican Sex Blog”.

Mexican Sex Blog. Now there’s a man who knows how to search for Porn.