A Real Life Super Hero
April 29th, 2006
In this modern would of peril, we’ve been screaming out for a new super hero, and finally, one has arrived
Foxx man can do everything, he can rap and act and dance and sing and produce songs and write songs and write scripts and water ski and climb mountains and split the atom all whilst being a loving husband and father.
Jamie Foxx is the best.
Fuck off Jamie Foxx, I’m not impressed. Firstly, all your songs are shit, and there’s no talent in writing or performing a shit song. We can all write a shit song you cunt. Secondly, you were in Stealth.
Seriously have you seen that film? I was hooked up to a machine that monitored my brain waves while I was watching it, and look what happened…
Nothing. Flatline. The film was so bad my brain actually shut down to protect itself. A waste of mine and everyone elses time.
And lastly, it’s not your turn until the year 2010. Hollywood requires one, and only one, black superstar, and he is be replaced on the turn of each decade. In the 70’s it was Richard Pryor, in the 80’s it was Eddie Murphy, in the 90’s Will Smith, and at the moment it’s Chris Rock. It’s not your turn Jamie, it’s just not your turn, come back in 4 years.
