Basic Instinct Too Fucking Old

March 29th, 2006

“She looks amazing…..for her age”

“Sharan Stone is gorgeous, for a woman in her 50’s to look that good, I mean wow”

“She’s beautiful, considering her age she looks incredible”

Who knows what my problem is?

Seeing a “sexy” 50 year old naked is pointless, it’s like watching the paralympics. Yeah I know he ran the 100 metres really fast for a cripple, but when it comes down to it he was slow, and anybody not crippled would have done it quicker.

Granted for a 50 year old Sharon Stone is fairly tidy, but she’s still 50, and I still don’t want to see her twat. Is there a shortage of young hot women in hollywood prepared to take their clothes off for money all of a sudden?

And let’s be honest, she was struggling even in the original, what’s with the shape of her head? I don’t get it.

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