Poland is Shit - Fact

If you work in an office, chances are somebody has sent you a fucking stupid chain mail comparing a night out in Poland to a night out in England. The night out in Poland is always pictures of Beautiful women with their biffs out and their tits pushed up against each other; the night out in England is always of a load of chav cunts looking like scumbags. Something like this:

Night out in Poland

Night out in England

So judging from these pictures am I to believe that Poland is stuffed to the gills with hot women who want to fuck me? Shit, if only I lived there, in England I have to put up with nothing but ugly fat howlers in every club, I’ve never seen a beautiful woman in England, and now I know why, they all live in Poland. Why now I know why everybody is constantly trying to get out of England and move to Poland, it’s why they have such a huge asylum problem, all the English people go there seeking asylum from the intense ugliness of our country.

Everybody fuck off. Here are some of my Poland to England comparisons.

Building in Poland

Building in England

Woman in Poland

Woman in England

Still want your night out in Poland now do you. No? Well stop fucking emailing me then.

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