Why I Hate Destiny’s Child

This is a hugely out of date hatred, seeing as they all morphed into the big power ranger that is beouingsay (close enough, it’s a stupid fucking name anyway) and disappeared, but it’s a hatred none the less. This is why…

They bring out a song called “Bills bills bills” saying how if a bloke doesn’t pay for all their shit, he’s rubbish.

Then they bring out a song about a year later called “Independent Women” and it’s all about how they’d never have a man pay for their things and they’re all super cool and independent because they “pay their own bills”.

Firstly, they’re clearly hypocritical pole smoking whores. Secondly, they were in their twenties, and everyone I know in their twenties pays their own bills. What the fuck are they bragging about? They should have brought out a song called “Brush my own hair”, which of course they don’t actually do, hair and make up people do it for them, or they did before they all morphed into the big power ranger anyway.

And the other reason…

Question……tell me what you think about this

Answer…….That’s not a question love, that’s a request. And I think it’s shit.