If only the News of the World was in charge
January 24th, 2006
After another moral lesson from the News of the World, the England manager has now been forced to leave his job, only he’s going to do it after the world cup. This means the team will have no stability, and our best chance of winning since 1966 has been ruined by a group of journalists who deserve to be boiled to death.
How the fuck do we keep allowing this, somebody should burn their fucking offices to the ground. They deliberately set out to ruin our chances of winning the world cup, surely that’s treason?
I’m sick of taking moral lessons from the media, how can the most dishonest corrupt profession in the world be outraged when a guy says something bad about some of his colleagues and mentions that football is a bit shifty. That’s all he’s done, and it’s not that bad. This shitty tabloid seems to have established itself as our moral guardian. It was the News of the World that decided it had the right to print the names and addresses of every paedophile in the UK, practically causing rioting. Never mind that the sex offenders list contains names of people that had sex with 15 year olds unknowingly. I’m not saying it’s OK, but having sex with a 15 year old girl that looks like she’s 20 is hardly paedophilia. Even better than that though, their constant scare mongering regarding this extremely rare crime resulted in some of their more intelligent readers attacking a paediatrician outside her office. It said paediatrician on her wall. Obviously these people were fucking idiots for believing that the one thing meant the other, but what makes them even more stupid is believing that if you were a paedophile, you’d advertise it with a plaque on your wall. This is the average reader of this shit bag newspaper.
So to save everyone time, and whatever it costs a week, I’m writing my own news of the world. Something like this…
Headline : Man does thing we don’t like…..WAHAAARR
Page 3 : Tits
Rest of news paper : Footballers have sex often
Sport : Made up transfer news to pad out shit paper.
Finish.
The News of the World cost us the world cup, I’ve emailed them 100 times to tell them this, I suggest we all do the same. The cunts.
newsdesk@notw.co.uk
