Fuck OPEC in the Face

I’m not going to go on about this. But why the fuck are we letting these cunts shunt us like this?

OPEC has eleven member countries, and between them they’ve agreed to keep the price of oil fixed, I think they aim for around $25 a barrel. They don’t compete with each other, they all agree they’ll sell it for about that price and might as well be spunking that oil over our collective tits for all the respect the rest of the world is shown.

Well I say we duck that cum-shot like my shit ex-girlfriend would have. Surely the rest of the world should get together and say “OK, let’s buy our oil from all but 2 of those countries”. What would happen then? Well the 2 that aren’t selling any oil would piss themselves and lower their prices, cartel smashed, cum-shot harmlessly sails past us.

See they have the oil, and we let them think that that means they have the power. But that’s a load of shit, they need to sell it just as much as we need to buy it. If they don’t sell oil, they don’t sell anything, so they have to sell it to survive. If the countries that aren’t in the cartel form their own cartel, and agree not to buy from 2 of the countries, those 2 countries would have no choice but to lower their prices.

A cartel only exists if everyone agrees, it only takes one member to break ranks and lower prices, then they all have to, then you have a fair competitive market, and it’s all good. So maybe another option would be to invade one of the countries in the cartel and screw it over that way……..what were those countries again. Algeria; Indonesia, Iran, Kuwait, Libya, Nigeria, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Venezuela…

and Iraq.

Huh.

But before you hippies get all smug. Remember you constantly moan about America and the UK being evil corporate monsters who only started this war for oil? It’s a fair point, but it’s also fair to say that in 1960, the OPEC Cartel was formed in none other than Baghdad, when at that time 5 countries got together to organise a system of screwing the entire world over for their own greed. No blood for oil? If these cunts had been a bit more fair about trading it, maybe we wouldn’t be tempted to give them a kicking and take it from them. I’m just saying.