Land Cow?

November 25th, 2005

Aren’t you glad you don’t live in the sea, if you did, you wouldn’t be a human, you’d be a sea-human. How shit must it be to be qualified by the environment in which you inhabit. That’s rubbish. If I was a sea-lion I’d be angry as piss. “No…..I’m a fucking lion, that’s a land-lion, alright?”

We do it with everything, sea-cow, sea-horse, sea-lion, sea-gull, sea-duck, sea-weed, sea-biscuit. All these things live in the sea, and we decide it’s necessary to point that out in their name. It’s a shit deal. From now on I’m reversing it. It’s going to be land-horse, land-Gull, land-biscuit etc and so on and shit.

YES

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