Archive for September, 2005

Your GP is Pointless

Posted: September 7th, 2005
I'm sick of hearing the government moaning about not having enough doctors, and claiming it's the reason you have to wait 8 hours to be seen even if you have ...
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Bad Parking

Posted: September 7th, 2005
I assume people are aware that paying parking tickets is optional right? You don't pay and nothing's going to happen to you, it's too small to be worth caring about. Well ...
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Can’t anybody just be shit anymore?

Posted: September 7th, 2005
I'm fucking tired of the fact I’m supposed to feel sympathy for every miserable, fat, hyperactive or obnoxious person in the world. We have developed a culture that perpetuates stupidity ...
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My Microwave was Rubbish

Posted: September 7th, 2005
So I saw a Comet advert a few weeks ago that encouraged me to come on down to their store and check out their amazing low prices on Microwaves. No. One day ...
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Religious? - Why not Just Grow Up?

Posted: September 7th, 2005
I'm tired of Religion, but not for all the usual reasons. Forget the fact that people are constantly being murdered and tortured in the name of various Gods, we all ...
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Westwood is a Cunt

Have you ever wanted to be Tim Westwood, I know I have. Well now, thanks to me, you can be. Using a few simple buttons I can allow you to perfectly replicate his AWESOME show. Stand back y'all, cos this one's a crusha!!! Holla...
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