Archive for September, 2005
Oh No, We’re Running out of Oil
Posted: September 22nd, 2005
The worst thing about just about everybody is that they all seem happy to accept what they're told without questioning whether or not it might be complete shit.
My eyes had ...
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Watches are Shit
Posted: September 20th, 2005
I know a few people who have expensive watches. Annoyingly I like a couple of those people, but as a general rule anyone who has an expensive watch is a ...
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Bad Touching
Posted: September 20th, 2005
I'm ashamed to say that I was interested in the Michael Jackson trial. Michael Jackson wrote Smooth Criminal and Billy Jean, which I think should be the equivalent of a ...
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Antiques - Nobody’s Impressed
Posted: September 20th, 2005
Antiques are old and shit and I don't like them. My friend has a book that describes an antique as something that's been useless for so long it's still in ...
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Gimp my Ride
Posted: September 19th, 2005
Who watches Pimp my Ride? If you watch Pimp my Ride you should kill yourself in the face.
If you're lucky enough to have never seen it, the premise of the ...
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Paparazzi – The sensible solution
Posted: September 17th, 2005
I fucking hate paparazzi, I mean really, what a bunch of parasitic scumbags. Their job is to stalk celebrities and take photo’s that nobody should care about, and I don’t ...
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