Mayonnaise you Bastard

I simply cannot stress enough how much I hate mayonnaise. It’s not just that it tastes horrible, it’s that it’s everywhere, all the time, it’s put in sandwiches and burgers and basically anything that it could possibly be put into, and it makes my life difficult.

If I want to buy a sandwich, I can’t, because it has mayonnaise in it, and I don’t want to eat anything that tastes like a thermometer.

Would it be so hard to just have mayonnaise sachets people can buy, that way people who don’t like it aren’t cut out of the sandwich buying market completely.

Mayonnaise is evil and must be stopped.