Airline Security – A Different Approach

So I was flying from Florida back to the UK last year, and the shit they put me through to get on that plane made me realise they are crying out for some superior intellect such as myself to improve this shit for them.

I’m not critisising them, I think they’re actually doing a pretty good job post 9/11, but I also think I could do better.

So here’s my ingenius approach to airline security, it should cut hours off your check in time. Now ever since those fucking pricks decided that it was worth killing themselves and thousands of other people because they think their god is better than somebody else’s, it’s been a whore to get on a flight. You get searched twenty times, your bags are torn apart and analysed at the atomic level, and if you happen to be dark skinned and have a beard, you probably should have just driven whereever you were going.

This is the wrong way to go about it. Why should we have to get to the airport 4 hours early every time. Nobody’s thinking that’s why. Think about all those searches we go through, and all those security checks. What if we didn’t have to bother with those?

I know, nobody has weaponry on the planes, so if someone manages to sneak a knife on board, that suddenly makes that person a bit threatening. Well if the airlines employed my revolutionry security system, this would not longer be an issue. Behold…..

That’s right, a gun in a box. We could all get to the airport 2 hours later if they just put a gun in a box on the back of every seat. No more terrorists with pansy fucking knives taking over planes, and even if they sneak a gun on, who cares…..

MAJORITY RULES BITCH!

Yeah I know about all the things that make it a shit idea, don’t bother mailing me.

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