Archive for September, 2005

The Nation are Idiots

Posted: September 30th, 2005
As part of my job, I'm required to cover a lot of different IT positions. I work for an IT consultancy and I cover various people when they are unavailable ...
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The Cinema is Safe from now On

Posted: September 26th, 2005
Last night something happened that has changed the face of cinema for me forever. Ordinarily when I go to the cinema, I’m always worried that the film I’m going to see ...
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Dull? Try Self Harm

Posted: September 24th, 2005
Are you worried people wont think there is any depth to your personality because you’re happy every now and then? Do you find wearing black and putting on dark makeup ...
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Super size me, I’m Stupid

Posted: September 24th, 2005
Every now and then somebody comes up with an idea so stupid I am genuinely impressed with it. Morgan Spurlock is responsible for one such idea, the barren entertainment wasteland ...
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The Best Joke I’ve Ever Heard

Posted: September 23rd, 2005
A woman is giving birth with her husband by her side. When the baby is finally born the doctor cuts the umbilical cord, grabs the baby by both legs and ...
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Sit Down, Shut Up

Posted: September 22nd, 2005
Have you noticed you can no longer go anywhere without seeing some twat who finds in necessary to tell you what he disapproves of through the use of a wrist ...
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Westwood is a Cunt

Have you ever wanted to be Tim Westwood, I know I have. Well now, thanks to me, you can be. Using a few simple buttons I can allow you to perfectly replicate his AWESOME show. Stand back y'all, cos this one's a crusha!!! Holla...
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